xiii: you said move on (where do i go)

title: jokes
date: Thursday, July 30, 2009
time:7:10 PM

First Joke of the day:

Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers?
It's called On & On Anon.

Second Joke of the day:

For the first time, my four-year-old daughter Kelsey was coming to my office to have me, a dental hygienist, clean her teeth. She was accompanied by her grandmother. When they came in, I greeted them warmly, seated Kelsey and, as usual, put on my gloves, goggles and mask.

About ten minutes into the procedure, she got scared and cried, "I want my mommy!"
I quickly pulled off my mask and said, "I am your mommy."
Without hesitating, my daughter yelled back, "Then I want my granny!"

Last Joke of the day (My own stupid joke):

Again, I didnt know that i will be that stupid and call the wrong person on the bus.
Last time i whispered into that familiar-looking (one of my besties) and said "hello there~"

Now, I freaking walked over and said "hey, wassup you fucking bitch" and when she turned... i realised she's not my friend. =.= OMG. somebody, i need some help!

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